Cop rules for dating my daughter

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However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

That’s all well and good, but I never wanted to talk to them that long.

When the boy came in to meet me, and he did come in, and shook my hand, and he’d better shake my hand, I would look him directly in his eyes, and in my lowest, and calmest voice say “ Do you know what a Troy-Bilt Chipper Shredder is?

:) But we lied and told him it was a joke, it wasn’t.

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